Shorts

I have a lump in my neck. It is rather round and rubbery and does not hurt. It is located near the back of my neck. I had it looked at and the doctor says it's probably a swollen lymph node. I am now on antibiotics. Ergh.
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I was at the gyne today. I hate gyne visits. I feel so violated afterwards. I got sodomized by a little old lady in a lab coat. And i don't see how gay people do it for fun.
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I was in the Society pages of the INQUIRER last FRIDAY! Wow! And I had no idea. Thanks to Pao for pointing it out and giving me a couple of copies. I actually look fat and chinese but i guess that's okay.
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Went to Ting's 33rd birthday at his brother's house. He gave me a huge glass of Merlot and it was okay. I was hungry when i drank it so I got a little bit tipsy. His girlfriend Linette and Jopet's GF Girlie and I bonded over girl stories. Wow. Does this mean I'm a girl ? Hahaha.
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The lab brought me home at 5am. Poor guy was soooo exhausted he took a dog nap while I was ordering takeout at McDonalds'. Good thing he got enough rest.
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I slept through today's rally for a higher state subsidy for the UP budget. And I missed the violent police dispersals! And the water cannons and the tear gas! NOOOO!!!