My Stomach is Rumbling

I had just prepared my instant oatmeal when majo knocked on ym door and offered me a coconut, specially airlifted from davao. Yes. A Peeled coconut. I stuck a straw in it and went to heaven. Coconut heaven. And it was still a little cold from the flight. *Wiggles in pleasure*
Then i had some oatmeal. Still having some. Will probably have it for dinner too, as all the love has gone out of it. Ergh. Can't bear to waste it, as i am looking at all the starving kids on the Tsunami sites.
Two hours later i am going back and forth to the bathroom because apparently, in my stomach, coconut does not agree with oatmeal.

Conversation with my friend Mark via YM today. (NOT MARKY BEAR)
mark : v ka pa ba?
raine: yupyup
raine: it's not a bad word, you know
raine: VIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGIN
mark: ok

Suddenly i am in a porn yahoogroup again. I keep unsubscribing to this damn group and for some reason they see fit to renew me every so often. The pictures are downright disturbing, i have to admit. Like women with hooters so huge they have their own zip codes. And all sorts of weird sex toys. EEk. Okay, so i looked. hahaha. I am unsubscribing right now.

*Dances deliriously*
I HAVE THE KINDLY ONES! Not mine, though, just loaned them from Addie. But the loose issues. And they are fantastic. I cried. :( I love morpheus and nuala and lucien and matthew and delirium. And i hate Lyta Hall. Wahhh. How dare they kill him? And Death was so cute. Aww.