Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Devirginized Eyes


Oh my God. My Eyes. My eyes are no longer virgin and pure! I have seen... I have seen... IT.

Let me recount the tale.

Maui and I decided not to push through with our midnight jog and instead opted to go home and call it an early night.

We parked outside my dorm, and as I was about to disembark from the War Car (tm) I chanced upon two figures outside, on the path between the old entrance and the new entrance, directly under the lobby windows. Imagine my shock when I recognized the girl as one of my floormates, and she was with a chubby guy, trying to lick each other's esophagi from the inside.

Maui and I watched in rapt fascination and awe and embarrassment. And then the girl crouched down on the ground and began to... to put it bluntly, she gave him what is commonly known as a Blow Job. While she was squatting on the ground. While he was standing. While we watched, wide eyed, and lost our visual innocence.

Ratings:
Maui- the guy was selfish. He didn't even let her come. Dapat magbigayan.
Isha- Eek. I know that girl! Why there? Why not someplace less- grassy? And she doesn't look satisfied, either.


And after a while the girl went inside the dorm. After a respectable pause, I followed. God help me when i run into her in the hallway or in the bathroom or in the lunch line. I have images of myself bursting into wild laughter and saying, quite precisely, "Your boyfriend is a selfish lover. you deserve better." Eek.

7 comments:

tobie said...

Whoaaaaaaaaaa....

Hmmm... freaky. Maui. And you.
What I am wondering about though it...

..tinapos ninyo?!!

isha said...

we couldn't leave the car eh. they were right in front of us. :p

Kevin! said...

aaah cruel society, rampant perpetration of sins, with no regards to the innocents...

translation:
bakit nung pumunta ako wala ako nakita??? waah

uNdeRneAth said...

omg.

omg.

Jer said...

innocence lost never to be regained

Saint Eroica said...

hi... passing by via garapata's link.. anyway, you're lucky, not everybody gets that chance to see it... live. ;) i heard there's art to it.... i mean, there are articles that discuss its technique, style etc... ok, i will stop here. sorry for the "disgust"... just my regular FYI. the garapata will kill this brat/saint again!!!!! :)

evil_eye said...

piccsssss :-p