Four years ago this blog was made to mark the end of a relationship and to celebrate my newfound freedom. Yay.
And now, to mark entry number 666, from the book X-Treme Latin (Unleash Your Inner Gladiator) by Henry Beard (Henricus Barbatus)
Useful Syntax - Syntaxis Utilis
Imperative
Futue te ipsum
Go fuck yourself
Imperfect Subjunctive Expressing A Wish For The Present
Utinam tete futueres
Would that you would go fuck yourself
First Supine Expressing A Wish For The Present With Verbs Of Motion
I futum te ipsum
Go in order to fuck yourself
Potential Subjunctive
Velim te futuas
I should like you to fuck yourself
Substantive Clause of Purpose
Te rogo ut futuas te ipsum
I beseech you to fuck yourself
Genitive of Purpose
I tete futuendi gratia
Go for the sake of fucking yourself
Future Conditional, Less Vivid
Si te futuas, gaudeam
If you should go fuck yourself, I would rejoice
Future Conditional, More Vivid
Se te futueris gaudebo
If you will have gone and fucked yourself, I will rejoice
Present Conditional, Contrary to Fact
Si te futueres, gauderem
If you were fucking yourself, I would be rejoicing
Past Conditional, Contrary to Fact
Se te futuisses, gavisus (gavisave) essem
If you had fucked yourself, I would rejoice
Future Participle Denoting Intention or Likelihood
Tete fututure, te saluto
You who are about to go fuck yourself, I salute you
And now, Alan Rickman. Sigh.
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